Welcome back to the home of the oxymoron. Evil genius. He asked the newspaper to print his obituary early so he'd enjoy it. That's like hiding at your own funeral. Yeah, it's a big, great gig. I'm Russell Kane. Join me to weigh in on whether the biggest players in history are more evil or genius. Becoming that rich, I'd say that is some level of genius. It also helps

that it's a long time ago, right? It's like the podcast version of telling your kids the ice cream

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Tonight, good news and bad news for anyone planning to sit an exam.

The results may have been decided generations ago.

The geneticist Robert Plowman is here to give you your predicted grades.

We'll also follow the way of the dragon dragon from Anglo-Saxon literature to Hollywood

CGI, and we'll open our Advent calendar on the Japanese Christmas. First, though, we pay tribute

to the man who made the most dramatic drinks order in cinema history. We want two large glasses of lemonade.

This is a powerful British officers.

That's all right. We are not particular.

Lawrence!

Are you off your head?

No. Oddly enough, I'm not.

You were a good mother.

I'd rather left you holding the babies, didn't I?

You did do that.

Three children under six, to be exact.

I can see it must have been inconvenient.

But you put your own pleasure first.

I did love you for a time.

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