Night Seasons | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria, and thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.6 | We'd love to have you join us for a service in person sometime, or you can always watch online. |
| 0:12.0 | You can find the service schedule on our web. I promise you it will make you feel right at home. |
| 0:16.6 | We love you and hope you enjoy the message. |
| 0:19.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:21.2 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:23.2 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by, be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.1 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:31.3 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:33.0 | And I heard about this pastor. |
| 0:35.1 | He found a dead mule on the church grounds. |
| 0:38.2 | He called the health department, and they said they couldn't pick it up without authorization from the mayor. |
| 0:44.0 | Well, the mayor was known to be rude and hard to get along with. |
| 0:47.9 | When the pastor called, the mayor didn't disappoint. |
| 0:51.0 | He started ranting and raving. |
| 0:53.2 | Finally, he said, why are you even calling me? Isn't it |
| 0:56.0 | your job to bury the dead? The pastor asked God for the right response. He said, yes, mayor, |
| 1:01.8 | it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first. Say it like you |
| 1:09.9 | mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says |
| 1:14.8 | I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. |
| 1:22.0 | My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. |
| 1:28.3 | God bless you. |
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