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Joel Osteen Podcast

Night Seasons | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

You wouldn't be alive if God didn't have something amazing in your future!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria, and thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.6

We'd love to have you join us for a service in person sometime, or you can always watch online.

0:12.0

You can find the service schedule on our web. I promise you it will make you feel right at home.

0:16.6

We love you and hope you enjoy the message.

0:19.9

Well, God bless you.

0:21.2

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:23.2

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by, be a part of one of our services.

0:28.1

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

0:31.3

I like to start with something funny.

0:33.0

And I heard about this pastor.

0:35.1

He found a dead mule on the church grounds.

0:38.2

He called the health department, and they said they couldn't pick it up without authorization from the mayor.

0:44.0

Well, the mayor was known to be rude and hard to get along with.

0:47.9

When the pastor called, the mayor didn't disappoint.

0:51.0

He started ranting and raving.

0:53.2

Finally, he said, why are you even calling me? Isn't it

0:56.0

your job to bury the dead? The pastor asked God for the right response. He said, yes, mayor,

1:01.8

it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first. Say it like you

1:09.9

mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says

1:14.8

I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess.

1:22.0

My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name.

1:28.3

God bless you.

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