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Night of the Cooters by Howard Waldrop (audio)

Clarkesworld Magazine

Clarkesworld Magazine

Fiction, Science Fiction

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2014

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Our fourth piece of audio fiction for May is “Night of the Cooters” written by Howard Waldrop and read by Kate Baker. Originally published in Omni Magazine, April 1987.

Transcript

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You are listening to a Clarks World magazine, Podcast, with your host and narrator Kate Baker.

0:07.0

Reading to Clarks World Citizens, I hope this podcast finds you very well.

0:11.0

As some of you know, the 49th annual Nebula Awards were given out this past weekend in San Jose, California.

0:20.0

And I want to say a big congratulations to all of the nominees and the winners.

0:25.0

But especially to two authors who have been featured in the magazine in the past, which are

0:32.0

Elliot de Vodard who won for the waiting stars and for

0:36.8

Rachel's Rusky for if you were a dinosaur my love and again I do want to reiterate that if you are a member of any awards

0:46.9

committee or able to vote, please do so. Your vote does count. Vote for your favorites in the genre. So our fourth story for the month of

0:56.1

May is titled Night of the Couters, and is by Howard Waldrop. Now Howard is the author of The Ugly Chickens, which won both the

1:06.1

Nebula and the World Fantasy Awards in 1981. His work has been gathered in the collections

1:11.3

Howard Who, all about strange monsters of the recent past,

1:15.0

neat stories by Howard Waldrop. Night of the Cooters, more neat stories by Howard Waldrop.

1:20.9

Going home again. And a big retrospective collection, things will never be the same selected short fiction

1:27.4

1980 to 2005. He is at work on a new novel tentatively entitled The Moon World. His most recent book is another

1:34.9

new collection, Horse of a Different Color. He lives in Austin, Texas. You can find Howard at

1:39.8

his website, Facebook.com forward slash Howard dot

1:44.0

Waldrop dot seven. So I invite you to sit back, relax,

1:50.9

and let me tell you a story.

1:56.0

Sheriff Lindsay was asleep on the toilet in the Pachuco County Courthouse when someone started pounding on the door.

2:03.0

Bert, the voice yelled as a sheriff jerked away.

2:07.0

Oh, gawdang, said the lawman.

2:10.0

The wake on newspaper slid off his lap onto the floor.

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