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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Night Guy/Morning Guy

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The reason why Seinfeld's Night Guy/Morning Guy bit is sooo good...is because it's so accurate!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll give you $1,000 if you go to sleep.

0:03.1

It's one more thing.

0:05.1

Armstrong and Getty.

0:06.3

One more thing.

0:09.4

Done.

0:10.5

You fool, I'd have done it for 800.

0:12.7

Yeah, as a grown-up, you say done.

0:14.5

A child would just stir it.

0:16.2

They don't understand the value of money.

0:18.4

There's nothing that will convince them going to sleep.

0:20.6

Or the delights of unconsciousness.

0:23.8

That's really weird.

0:25.3

Yeah.

0:25.6

I don't know what age it flips, 11, 12, something like that for me.

0:30.6

Up until that point, you'd do anything to avoid a nap.

0:33.8

And it just seems like a terrible thing to do.

0:36.4

And then every day for the rest of your life after that, you would take advantage of any opportunity you've got to take a nap.

0:45.9

Yeah, although then you have the phenomenon of you have to have a battle of wills with yourself to go to bed at night.

0:54.0

Yeah. And then a battle of wills to get to go to bed at night. Yeah.

0:54.4

And then a battle of wills to get yourself up in the morning.

0:57.2

Yeah, we've been dealing with that.

0:58.2

Actually, I'm going to play for my kids the Jerry Seinfeld night guy morning guy routine.

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