It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I did cause all the problems, but then I apologize.

And then I think we're good now.

I believe my purpose here on Earth.

I'm a bullshit police officer.

I'm the bullshit police. All of you have either quit or been fired before.

Andrew, did you quit? A little about it.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Egypt,

Sharad and Mike Jackson joined the show. We talk about long proposals, delayed

punishment, and unwanted house guests. I eat so fast that what happens is I eat way more than I should if I

slowed down I would be full quicker do you know what I'm saying yeah you actually took the

time to chew every little piece correct it just properly it digest properly. Got it. I do. So you eat a lot. I emotionally

eat. I think. But it doesn't show. You're like one of those people who drive me nuts. You eat so much and then you

burn so fast. I look at his rice and I blow up.

I know what's happened is is that now I really only eat like one time or one and a

half times a day but here's the problem Egypt. That one meal is so important that I think about it for 24 hours and I talk about it for 12 hours, right, Shane?

Really? It's all we talk about. Like, I'm, it's like a... right? So what time do you eat every day? Well, I had half a bagel, so that's going to hold me off until like one or two.

And then I'm trying to do like liner.

So that way, if I have a late lunch, then I won't eat dinner and last night. I was I was hungry and so I just kept drinking water

Got it. So you've thought about so far what you're going to eat today. I'd love to know like are you vegan?

No, hell no.

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