Roll, row your boat, there's nothing left to do.

In the water sinks the wreck.

And what's left of the crew?

You're listening to spout.

Stay tuned. My brother

Sloppy Lacks about any kind of standard

If a corner needs cutting

He's going to cut that corner

Except for one weird thing

Aquariums.

This guy, Mr. Slipshod, Mr. Dreeny, is super meticulous about his aquariums.

Temperatures calibrated within half a degree.

pH levels check, recheck, salinity monitored.

He loves aquariums, often keeping four or five enormous tanks at a time.

Salt water, freshwater, even brackish tanks, mimicking areas that churn fresh and saltwater together.

Every tank, a work of art.

Brightly colored fish swimming through fluorescent coral, seaweed, floating plants, ground cover, this riot of life.

He says he's trying to create the perfect ecosystem.

Looking at him, bent over his reverse osmosis water dual filtration machine like a proud

Papa.

You see, he loves these fish, like he birthed him himself.

Some even swim to his hand as he strokes their belly.

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