Should we cheer ourselves up a bit? Get a little spring and a set for the day. We deserve it, guys. The world has gone to shit, after all.

Nigel Farage, our favourite all-van great guy, aspiring BBF to Donald Trump. He's got a particular kink for who ring up failed Tory rejects.

He've themselves been humiliated, but I'm not going to kinkshame. Come on, guys, I'm very open-minded.

It's fair to say, my esteemed colleagues in the fourth estate, those famed, courageous

tree-tellers, have not always done the best, let's put it that way, at scrutinizing Farage,

with some notable exceptions. So given their woeful failure, it falls to others to stand up to the massive so-and-so

and expose his hypocrisy and bigotry.

Now, in terms of hypocrisy, I've got a treat for you later on, wait for it.

We will get to it.

But yesterday, Farage decided to launch Reform UK, so-called Reform Jewish Alliance.

And finally, he had to face people standing up to him.

Now, I mean, just the idea of this alliance probably comes onto that.

I mean, it comes after the Guardian spent weeks exposing allegations made against Farage by his former classmates.

He allegedly said things like Hitler was right and gassed them,

including to a Jewish student, as well as singing songs referencing gas chambers and performing

Nazi salutes. A teacher's letter also described him as having publicly professed racist

and neo-fascist views. Lovely stuff. Very, very cool guy. Obviously, some will go, look, come on,

long time ago, he was a teenager, move on. The point is, 34 former fellow students have alleged

racist behaviour. There was an alleged pattern of behaviour going on for years, including alleged

bullying, which he denied, said were completely made up fantasies, refused to make amends

for, except for doing some terrible sorry if he genuinely hurt someone, non-apology.

Now, questions obviously include how much has he moved on from these views as he leads a

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