This is the scandal of the century.

A tale of persecution, really, of the raging lefties

at the British banking industry and luxury bankcoots.

Waging war on our courageous, devoted, beloved recities,

just for the crime of having an opinion.

Loving their country.

I mean, you know, the establishment are out to crush

that Tribune of the people that working-class hero,

Nigel Farage,

by closing his bank accounts.

Let's just hear a little from our downtrodden martyr,

Nigel Farage,

but please, please,

I beg you, have your handkerchief ready?

Because this is a story of woe.

And if you're having a difficult day,

please look away now, because I barely cope emotionally

and frankly, by days being kind of fine.

I've been living with something for the last couple of months

that may well fundamentally affect my future career going on from here

and whether I can even stay living in this country.

I have been with the same banking group since 1980.

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