Nicole Would Marry a Door with Jordana Abraham & Jared Freid

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Hey Besties! Nicole shares how she learned some people marry objects. If Sasheer were to marry an object, it would be a chair while Nicole would marry a door. They also welcome Jordana Abraham and Jared Freid to playing Besting Each Other. Jordana first met Jared during a Betches of Comedy event in DC. Jared’s favorite memory of Jordana is that she loves a Starbucks! Jordana loves that Jared is hilarious and Jared loves that Jordana is straightforward. Jordana wishes that Jared would say no more and Jared believes Jordana wishes he would listen to her dating advice. They both agreed that Jordana would do better on Survivor than Jared. Together they host the U UP? podcast on the Betches podcast network. This was recorded October 26th, 2023. Sources: Happily Married to a Carnival Ride - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZrZQMXqPY Nicole is doing standup on tour! For tickets go to: https://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Check out Sasheer’s Comedy Special “First Woman” on 800 Pound Gorilla or for free on YouTube. https://800poundgorillamedia.com/products/sasheer-zamata-the-first-woman Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hi, Sashir. Hi, Cecier.
0:13.0	Hi Nicole.
0:14.6	How are you?
0:15.6	I'm good, how are you?
0:17.7	Bruised.
0:19.8	Why?
0:20.8	I got beat up last night.
0:22.3	No, I'm kidding. I imagine.
0:24.0	Oh my goodness.
0:26.0	Imagine I didn't text you that I got beat up and I
0:29.2	waited till we recorded. No, I've been trying to do an outside leg hang, which is when you are upside down with your arm
0:40.4	closest to the pole around the pole, your hip next to the pole, the pole your hip next to the pole and then your other leg is folded over the pole it's hard to explain
0:47.6	With words more of like a visual thing
0:50.1	But my from my side like trying to smash my side into the pole to hold it. I'm so bruised
0:58.0	and today I got out of bed and I was like, oh, I'm like an old man and my body can't do this, I can't sustain this.
1:07.8	I know.
1:08.8	It's really annoying.
1:09.8	It's getting older.
1:10.8	It is, I don't like it. I don't want to have a body. Put my head in a jar.
1:16.2	Put it on a robot. Let it do its thing.
1:18.2	Yes, let me be Rosie the robot. Well, she cleans. I don't want to do that.
1:22.6	I want to be the robot from Exmachiato.
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