Nicole Would Dress Her Child In a White Tuxedo

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider which bosses they would have sex with (a la’ Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton), and discuss the work Nicole would do to get a dang job. Sasheer gives us a bee update, they share airplane horror stories and unpack how airlines treat people with disabilities, discover what DNA is, discuss overpopulation and how they are helping solve it, and go over Nicole’s favorite baby names. They wrap things up by answering a listener question on what to do when your boyfriend doesn’t believe in white privilege, and getting an explanation on how the game Survivor works.

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0:00.0	Oh, hi, hello.
0:14.0	Oh, hi, hello.
0:18.0	How are you today, so sure.
0:22.6	I am good, Nicole.
0:25.1	Yes, ma'am.
0:26.6	Okay.
0:27.4	Want to know what I learned today?
0:28.9	Yeah.
0:29.2	Guess who's returning to acting?
0:32.3	Oh, I saw that.
0:34.0	Kevin Spacey.
0:35.3	No, I don't do a shit about that abuser.
0:38.1	Oh.
0:38.4	Why would I be so excited about this abuser?
0:41.4	I didn't read that as excitement.
0:43.0	I thought it was like a guest.
0:46.1	That's what I thought was happening.
0:48.2	Oh my God, I'm so excited.
0:51.2	Kevin Spicer's gonna be in a movie.
0:53.8	No, I don't give a shit about Kevin Spacey.
0:56.2	No, this is somebody fun and we're like excited about.
1:00.5	I'll give you a hint.
	...

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