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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Won’t Fly on Kid Air

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving out toilet paper, Nicole’s discussed her bounty from the earth, and we receive what is HOPEFULLY our final bee update! Stuff started slipping right out of Nicole’s head, so she talked about her dog Clyde running on stage during her show, and they take a quiz where you make a pizza and it tells you how many kids you should have. Finally, they have a listener call responding to last week’s conversation about kids clothes, and answer a listener question about a friend who is TOO horny.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Sishir, hello.

0:13.7

Nicole, hello.

0:15.0

What are you drinking?

0:16.6

This is like a smoothie.

0:20.5

You know, I was calling these juices, but they're smoothies.

0:24.9

Because I, you know, I like it blended up to high hell to the point where I can just drink it like a drink.

0:31.7

I don't like chunks. That's a juice. Well, I was told that if you put the whole fruit in there or the whole food in there, it's a smoothie, but a juice is pressing the juice out of it.

0:44.1

And that's the difference.

0:46.4

Oh, wow.

0:48.2

Who did this?

0:49.2

Who has the time to figure that out?

0:52.0

My man, because I kept being like, could you make a juice?

0:55.2

And he's like, it's not a juice.

0:57.1

It's a smoothie.

0:58.5

I mean, but I feel like if there's no chanks, it's juice.

1:03.3

That's the qualification I was going off of.

1:06.8

And there's a thing called press juices, like press juiceries.

1:10.8

So maybe that's their thing called press juices, like press juicers.

1:13.1

So, like, maybe that's their thing.

1:20.4

And then maybe blend it up full-ass fruits to, like, where it's liquid and no chunks, that's juice.

1:24.3

Kimmy, can you look up the different juices smoothie?

1:25.9

Please.

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