Nicole Wants To Celebrate Valentine’s Day in August!

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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It’s Friendship time! This week, Nicole feels rested but a little nervous to get back to pole dancing. Sasheer wants to go to a flea market because she needs more wall art. Nicole is an art connoisseur but she agrees, it can be expensive to buy and frame. Sasheer is still on a lot of estate email lists. Nicole is excited to wear a hot pink jump suit. Sasheer is going to wear her red jumpsuit. Nicole thinks they should celebrate Valentine’s Day in August... because of the outfits of course. Sasheer wonders why some people celebrate Christmas in July. Nicole visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam. Sasheer wants a shower more than anything else. Nicole shares how she manifested a ride in Mykonos, Greece. They both answer questions about a friend figuring out why a pandemic friendship fizzled out and how to deal with a friend who doesn’t make room to check in on their life. This was recorded on August 18th, 2023. Sources: https://www.ebonyboydart.com/ https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/airbnb-slave-plantations-house-ban https://www.southernliving.com/holidays-occasions/christmas/how-did-christmas-july-start#:~:text=Christmas%20in%20July%20started%2084,Camp%20in%20Brevard%2C%20North%20Carolina. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_July Check out Sasheer’s Comedy Special “First Woman” on 800 Pound Gorilla starting August 15th and free on Youtube starting August 29th. https://800poundgorillamedia.com/products/sasheer-zamata-the-first-woman Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hi, it's me, Cishir Zimeda, and I have a stand-in special that is out right now.
0:08.4	It's called The First Woman, and it's on the 800-pound gorilla website, you can go to 800-pound
0:13.7	gorillamedia.com, and it's a pay-what-you-can format, donate whatever you want to watch the
0:21.2	special, and then August 29th, it comes out for free on YouTube. And please watch, and laugh, and share, and live life, and prosper.
0:33.6	If you want to see me live, I'm doing stand-up. September 15th, I'll be at River City,
0:42.1	Casino and St. Louis, Missouri. September 16th, I'll be at the Pantages Theater in Minneapolis,
0:46.9	Minnesota. September 22nd, I'll be at Meridian Hall in Toronto, Ontario. And September 29th, I'll be at the
0:53.8	New Mark Theater in Portland. And September 30th, I'll be in a casino in Washington. And you can get all that at Nicole
1:01.6	ByerWizTaken.com, or just the little link tree on my Instagram.
1:06.2	How are you today? I'm good, how are you? I'm good, I feel rested. I'm a little nervous because
1:35.3	Sunday is my first poll lesson in like almost a month, and I'm like, am I still strong? Oh yeah, because I guess you've been gone.
1:48.3	You've been gone for so long. I am vacation. I went home. You were a long vacation. You really did. Yeah, and I'm like, oh my God, do I still have
2:00.1	strained? I feel like a month is not so long that you forget everything. I really hope so. I'll be so devastated if I can't do the things I want to be able to do, you know?
2:19.1	How often were you doing it before? Twice a week? Twice a week? Okay, so that is like eight sessions that you have not had. Yeah, wow, quick math.
2:29.1	She went to a university. She got a degree. Got your degree. Are you so smart?
2:40.1	What's your degree? So fucking smart. What's your degree?
2:47.1	Oh boy, oh boy. That's a thing. Thank you. I'm excited about it. Do you have any hot plans this weekend?
2:57.1	Oh, there's a flea market. I actually wanted to ask if he wanted to go. There's a flea market. What day? Saturday, tomorrow, in the morning. Where? In Frogtown? Okay. Yeah. And it's like, yes, let's go.
3:12.1	I think there's like a whole, I think there's multiple like a state sale flea market thing he's happening. So there's a bit of a lot of stuff to look at.
3:21.1	Oh, I can't wait. You know me. I love stuff. I also love stuff. I signed up for this mailing list.
3:31.1	I have many a state sale mailing list because when I moved into my house, I was like all over all of them and they just email me every week like,
3:39.1	we have in a state sale this Saturday, you should come. And I don't, I really truly don't need anything else. I have filled my home.
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