Nicole Wants Beyoncé to be Her Mother!

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Helloooooo. Give me a B. B. You got your B. You got your B. This will take forever so welcome to Best Friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss why Nicole keeps a basketball in her trunk just in case, Sasheer’s aerial yoga experience, Nicole’s discovery of a cute plus size suspender rompers, Sasheer’s love of puns on Netflix’s docuseries MerPeople, Nicole’s strong desire for Beyoncé to be her mother and they both do a deep dive into the history of blood transfusions. They take a Buzzfeed quiz where they eat to their heart's content and a summer vacation destination is chosen. Plus, they answer listener questions about an ex from a bad break-up attending a bestie’s wedding. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jjar0923/big-meal-summer-travel-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions and “Is this weird” suggestion at: 424-645-7003 [email protected] Check out this Cute Suspender Romper for Nicole: https://coquetryclothing.com/products/2pc-suspender-romper-lace-up-top-set

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0:00.0	I
0:11.0	All right, hello triple oh oh, I'm so sorry. I'm already ruined it. You didn't ruin a thing Jordan
0:19.4	I was just triple checking that everyone is recording. I am my numbers are moving
0:24.8	Perfect. Okay, my name moving down. What does that mean?
0:27.9	Ah, it needs your in
0:30.8	Rewind oh
0:34.2	Okay, give me a S S you got your S you got your S
0:40.1	It was good take forever
0:43.3	You're right after I started I was like oh boy
0:47.1	One I hope I don't fuck it up to this will take a while
0:52.3	I appreciate the spirit
0:54.4	Hey, thanks. I went for a good long walk today and I'm wearing a shirt that says basketball mom
1:00.8	And people were very friendly to me on my walk
1:06.6	Because Clyde is a purple tail and then apparently I'm a mom and people were like nodding and smiling at me
1:11.2	And I never they don't really do that when I'm not wearing a mom shirt. Oh
1:15.9	People are nice to have moms
1:17.9	They are and they're mean to non moms. Yeah. Yeah
1:22.8	Maybe more mom gear
1:25.2	Just start pushing a stroller around
1:29.1	Nothing but basketballs in it and I'm like that's what basketball mom means these
1:34.8	Basketballs are my children
1:38.2	I bought this shirt a thrift store because I thought it was funny to wear if I'm like I'm not a mom is but it's really coming handy
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