Nicole Thinks Sasheer Will Die First
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
After clarifying that Coronavirus is not Nicole's fault, Nicole and Sasheer talk the sexual health of bath bombs, how to wash a washing machine, and who would survive in an apocalypse. Then they answer listener questions on when to cut a friend off completely, and if you can be friends with people you pay for services.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, welcome to another, no. |
| 0:14.6 | How do we start this podcast? |
| 0:16.0 | I mean, usually we start by making noise. |
| 0:18.4 | We're just like, oh, blah, wha, ma, oh, oh, my, my, ma'am, |
| 0:21.6 | ma'am, |
| 0:21.6 | ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, my, my, my, but this is an episode of best friends. Um, I'm Sashir Zameda. I'm Nicole, Nicole Byer. Um, And we are coming to you via Zoom. |
| 0:20.8 | We're Zoom and baby. I'm Nicole Nicole Beyer. And we are coming to you via Zoom. |
| 0:40.5 | We're Zoom and baby. |
| 0:41.7 | We're in our homes. |
| 0:43.3 | We are quarantined. |
| 0:44.8 | We're safe. |
| 0:46.8 | And. |
| 0:47.4 | Yes. |
| 0:47.8 | Trying to stay healthy. |
| 0:49.5 | Trying to stay healthy because Miss Rona in these streets trying to kill people. Yeah, truly. So she |
| 0:56.1 | did you, okay, so I famously thought black people couldn't get Corona and I was hugging |
| 1:03.3 | on black people. I was shaking black people's hands. High five in them. I was open mouth kiss |
| 1:09.7 | in every black person I saw. And then I read an article |
| 1:13.5 | yesterday that says we're dying faster than everybody. And I was like, is it because everyone was like me? |
| 1:21.8 | Well, I don't know. I mean, health care is disproportionately bad for black people before this started. |
| 1:34.4 | So I think this is just another instance where we're seeing how the health care system fails black people again. |
| 1:45.3 | So it's not my fault? |
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