Nicole Thinks Bill Gates Has a Computer Room

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Friends! Sasheer and Nicole discuss the things that they have forgotten and regret it a little bit. Nicole lays out hypothetical question about Bill Gates to Sasheer. Sasheer learns that Nicole thinks that Bill Gates has a computer room. Nicole shares how a Starbucks employee mistook her for Tiffany. Sasheer wants to know who is Tiffany? So does Nicole. Sasheer is watching Sex in the City for the first time. Nicole maintains that anyone who dates Carrie doesn’t really like her. Nicole can’t wait for Sasheer to get to the part where Steve’s mom eats pizza out of the trash. Plus they answer your questions about a homophobic posts from a parent and how to make friends in high school when you’re a little awkward. This was recorded on Mon. July 15th, 2024. Sources: Season 6 Episode 12 - Sex and the City, “An American Girl in Paris: Part Deux”: https://stylecaster.com/entertainment/tv-movies/1242764/carrie-dementia-and-just-like-that/ No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hi Nick. Hello Cecier! How I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. How are you?
0:20.0	Good. So I got grass put in my yard and then I started like drying up in some places and I was like oh no this sucks and it is getting hotter so I I'm like, what's happening?
0:33.0	And then the gardener put some fertilizer down
0:36.3	and change the sprinkler heads.
0:38.0	And I have a app, like a smart watering app.
0:43.0	But this is nothing to do with smart water, the beverage?
0:48.0	No. Ha ha ha.
0:50.0	My yard sponsored by smart water.
0:52.0	That is so funny.
0:54.0	And then I just realized today
0:59.0	that I had put it on a schedule to water twice a day for the first two weeks after the grass got put in and
1:08.0	then nothing was happening after that.
1:11.0	Oh no.
1:12.0	Which sucks. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. They feel a little silly. No, don't feel silly. It was just a mistake. No, no, no, grass is hard. You are not a fertile, you are not a lawn care professional.
1:27.0	I'm not a lawn care professional.
1:29.0	I was going to say you're not a fertilizer and I was like that doesn't make any sort of sense but it's hard it is yeah I never did
1:36.3	yard stuff papa did that yeah my father yeah my papa, I don't know. He didn't teach me about like lawn care and yard work and stuff.
1:49.4	He taught me how to change my oil and my tires.
1:53.2	That's very good to know.
1:54.1	And I still know how to do that?
1:55.4	Yeah, but this is not even so much lawn.
1:57.5	It's just I didn't look at the app.
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