Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week's voicemail comes from a truly wonderful no-a-kid 14-year-old that both Nicole and Sasheer want to be friends with. The gals give advice about what is and isn't bullying (being verbally mean IS bullying), how to find like-minded friends (search hashtags) and how to dump not-friends (stop hanging out with them.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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| 0:00.0 | Hell yeah, baby. |
| 0:14.1 | She's wearing a fur coat. |
| 0:17.7 | She's cold. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm a little chilly. I'm always cold. I'm a little chilly. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm always cold. |
| 0:25.6 | But it's particularly cold in my home right now. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm not cold, I guess, just chilly. |
| 0:31.5 | Yeah, I feel like in L.A. if it gets below 70, you're like, |
| 0:34.9 | Burr, what is this? |
| 0:36.5 | Oh, wow. I mean, we're heading, burr, what is this? Oh, wow. |
| 0:39.0 | I mean, we're heading into the season where I scream at John |
| 0:42.3 | that he is not getting any heat. |
| 0:45.3 | No heat for you. |
| 0:46.5 | And then if I see the heat on, I go, what is this? |
| 0:49.6 | What am I a Rockefeller? |
| 0:51.0 | You cannot have heat. |
| 0:52.9 | What do you do when you get cold? You get blankets. You get a coat. |
| 0:59.1 | You get some sweatshirts on. A scar. Do you sleep in like a sweater? I sleep in a sleep sweatshirt. |
| 1:06.7 | Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm not a Rockefeller. Listen, I'm not paying for your heat, okay? |
| 1:12.2 | Sure. |
| 1:12.9 | Of course. |
| 1:13.5 | Yeah. |
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