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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole says "Virgin Mary is That B***ch!"

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Blessings Friends! This week, Nicole asks if Sasheer got fooled on this past April Fool’s Day. Sasheer didn’t even know it was Easter, let alone April Fool’s Day. Nicole wonders about the symbolism of Easter. Sasheer discovers that the date of Easter is determined by the moon… each year. Nicole was extra vigilant on April Fool’s Day, so she didn’t get fooled. Sasheer finds out that Ask Jeeves rebranded in 2006 to Ask.com… no more Jeeves. Nicole reminisces about shopping at Sears and Bradlees. They both imagine what would happen if Sasheer was Jesus. Nicole would want her to turn everything into wine. Sasheer wants to know, what is Virgin Mary’s real name? Nicole thinks she should be Virgin Mary, that B***ch. Sasheer thinks Jesus was a bad carpenter because we don’t have any of his tables. Nicole wonders if Jesus was the weird kid in school. Sasheer believes Young Jesus would be a hit television show. They answer your friendship questions about an unrequited crush and how to discuss a undiagnosed mental health issue with a partner. This was recorded on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024. Sources: Easter Day is Determined by the Moon https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/when-easter#:~:text=The%20simple%20standard%20definition%20of,Easter%20is%20the%20next%20Sunday. Barbra Streisand Cloned her Dogs https://people.com/pets/barbra-streisand-photo-of-cloned-dogs-next-to-grave/ Cost of Cloning a Dog and Cat https://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/cost-of-dog-cloning#:~:text=ViaGen%20Pets%3A%20The%20American%20Cloning%20Company&text=They%20also%20took%20the%20lead,is%20a%20pretty%20big%20difference. How Cloning Works https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223960/#:~:text=The%20chromosomes%20are%20replaced%20with,cases%20it%20starts%20to%20divide. Jesus Coming Back https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming#:~:text=The%20Second%20Coming%20(sometimes%20called,part%20of%20most%20Christian%20eschatologies. No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0

Sashir, Nicole!

0:16.0

Good morning!

0:18.0

Oh, good morning!

0:20.0

It's morning time.

0:21.0

I have a question for you.

0:22.0

Okay, April Fools just happened.

0:25.0

Were you tricked?

0:27.0

I actually completely forgot that it was April Fools.

0:31.0

No one tried to trick me. I didn't try to trick anybody else. I also forgot

0:35.6

Easter was happening. I just feel like I feel like I'm out of the loop with holidays, but also because I'm not active. You're out of the loop with holidays but also because I'm not active.

0:43.2

Out of the loop with holidays?

0:45.2

People just aren't including you.

0:47.2

No one's telling me about what's happening anymore on the calendar.

0:50.0

Wait, that's really funny. I really forgot about it. Like my dad texted me

0:56.2

happy Easter and I was like, huh? Oh, yeah, I guess this today. Well, because it was

1:02.0

still March. Easter is an April holiday.

1:05.0

No, what?

1:07.0

I'm pretty sure March, like Easter happens in March.

1:11.0

Every year? I really don't know.

1:14.0

I really don't know.

1:16.0

Easter has passed.

1:18.0

Easter has passed, but I know Easter comes on a different day every year.

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