Nicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh.
0:23.8	Wow.
0:25.8	Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:27.3	It's another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:30.6	A podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single.
0:35.4	Even though I'll let you eat the last French fry.
0:40.8	And then put it in my pussy.
0:43.5	Oh, I guess you should put it in my pussy before you eat it.
0:45.8	I don't know.
0:47.2	My guest today, if you've ever been to UCB,
0:50.8	you've seen her perform in all over the stage.
0:53.9	You've also seen her on the UCB show.
0:56.1	Oh, it's Mary Sassan.
0:59.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01.7	I'm loving this old-school shock shock.
1:05.9	Sounds.
1:07.0	Thank you.
1:07.8	I just like to one be loud, two make sounds.
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