Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, wait.
0:25.1	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You date me?
0:28.8	The podcast where I try to figure out why I'm so single, even though I will put your balls
0:36.7	in my mouth with no questions asked.
0:39.6	Oh, boy.
0:43.1	My guest today, she's so funny.
0:45.8	She's one of the funniest stand-up's I've ever seen.
0:48.8	And she's beautiful.
0:49.8	Her skin is flawless.
0:51.6	She did an episode of my show, Whistley, exactly Nicole, in the second season.
0:55.6	She also has a podcast called Honestee with Z, Z-Nap Johnson.
1:02.6	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1:05.0	I say your name correctly, yes.
1:06.4	You say perfect.
1:07.4	You say perfect.
1:08.4	Because when we onset our AD, could you figure out how to say your name and then would
1:15.2	say it and we'd be like, no.
1:17.4	And then he would repeat it incorrectly and be like, well, what's wrong?
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