Nicole's Demure Troll and TittieTroll
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
After Nicole grapples with the evidence that she's 5'5" she and Sasheer discuss how TVs are measured and how they shouldn't double as toilet paper, Biggest Little Farm, favorite farm animals, debunking that turkeys die in the rain, chickens catching air out of the coup, survival of the fittest AND silliest, Austin Powers, Black mannequins, The Masked Singer, the ice skaters and hockey players Sasheer and Nicole know, female rappers, art is fun, tiny furniture, and Nicole's demure and tittie trolls. PLUS they answer your questions about flirting at vaccination sites, mental health suggestions, and how to handle bad parents. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, wow, Sashir, how are you? |
| 0:14.8 | I'm good. |
| 0:15.4 | How are you? |
| 0:16.6 | I'm fabulous, thriving, happy, hopeful. |
| 0:21.6 | Got to say thank you to our listeners for sending pictures of me with them and their heights. |
| 0:28.9 | Seems as if I am 5'5. |
| 0:32.4 | Seems like, yeah, I've just been lied to my whole life and don't know who did the lying. |
| 0:41.6 | But yeah, I'm definitely 5-5. |
| 0:44.7 | I really do appreciate all the sleuthing that people have been doing. |
| 0:50.3 | Like, well, I'm 5'7. |
| 0:51.5 | And she, sure, I mean, I didn't. |
| 0:54.0 | One of them was like, I'm 5'7. I was wearing |
| 0:57.5 | a bit of a heel. My friend is 5'4. She was wearing, Nicole was wearing thick van sold shoes. |
| 1:03.6 | And she's shorter than both of us. So it has been a real journey. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.3 | Wow. |
| 1:14.1 | What a ride. |
| 1:15.3 | Well, is this going to change your life in different ways? |
| 1:18.9 | It might. |
| 1:19.7 | You need to adjust your cabinets to be a little shorter or... |
| 1:22.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.2 | Well, now when I'm reaching for things and I can't reach them, now I go, oh, it's because |
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