Nicole Loves A JLo Movie

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Friends! This week Nicole has a surprise for Sasheer! Sasheer was surprised but she got it too! It’s a couch purse. Nicole still surprised Sasheer. Nicole will stab you in the back if she’s trying to live. Sasheer thinks it would be weird. Nicole doesn’t know why we learned fractions in grade school. Sasheer agrees that there are some things we didn’t need to learn. In college, Nicole loved reading books and plays. Sasheer still doesn’t know what Beowulf is. Nicole learned about Venus and wants to learn more about planets. Sasheer wants to know where Nicole was when the eclipse happened. Sasheer almost missed it but got a welding helmet to enjoy the eclipse. Nicole loved Jennifer Lopez’s movie This Is Me. They also get into their individual interior home décor aesthetics. Plus, they answer your friendship questions about traveling with your best friend and how to ask someone to be your best friend. No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Sashir, I have something for you.
0:10.0	Sashir, I have something for you.
0:14.0	Really?
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	Oh my God is a knife.
0:17.0	Why would you show that to me?
0:19.0	Oh, okay, wait, it's how I'm going to open the package.
0:21.0	Okay, wow, that was a real bait and switch.
0:27.6	I have something for you.
0:29.3	Wasn't that scary?
0:30.8	That was so scary.
0:32.1	Why would you do that?
0:34.0	Okay.
0:36.0	Okay, she's opening a box.
0:38.0	Uh-huh.
0:39.0	I saw plastic.
0:40.0	What is it?
0:42.0	It's a couch purse. is it came
0:45.0	came
0:46.0	yeah because I didn't think you were gonna buy it for yourself so I bought you one oh
0:52.0	thank you I did buy one for myself. Ah shit. But it hasn't
0:56.3	come yet. I keep getting emails. They're like, almost ready. Just wait. And I haven't got it yet.
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