Nicole Learns that the Internet is Undefeated

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Friends! This week, Nicole loves that Dyson has gotten into headphones. Sasheer loves a helpful product review post but is confused when the comment section is brutal. Nicole loves when the internet roasts people and is now into accounts of people who make things from scratch. Sasheer was surprised when Nicole told her about a woman who doubled down on saying the N-word. Nicole and Sasheer discuss what they did to impress a crush from school. Nicole is delighted by watching the Sex and the City reboot, Just Like That. Sasheer is re-watching Sex and the City and she’s a mix of Miranda and Charlotte. Nicole is definitely a Samantha. They both get into the reality tv shows they’re watching and answer your friendship questions about how to deal with a friend with a valid distrust within the group and recommendations on how not to spiral after a date. This was recorded on June 14th, 2024. No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Did you hit it?
0:14.0	hit it? We're recording. Recording.
0:16.0	Hello!
0:18.0	Hello!
0:19.0	What a high-tech vacuum you have behind you?
0:22.0	I guess.'s it's it what it's not high-tech it looks like R2 D2 and I know that because I watch
0:29.0	Star Wars yeah no it's just a vacuum. It's a shark vacuum. It's a shark.
0:36.0	Mm-hmm. Yeah. Can I can I tell you something?
0:41.0	Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
0:42.0	Late last night I was in bed.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	Got in bed, put on my jammies, pulled my covers up,
0:47.0	snuggled down, snuggled in,
0:49.0	kiss Clyde on the forehead, and I said,
0:51.0	I love you.
0:52.0	Then I opened my phone up for one last scroll and there was a lady getting on a plane and she was like, I don't really like this configuration. She was talking about the plane. Then she was like, but you know what I do love?
1:04.0	My Dyson earphones.
1:06.0	And I love that Dyson has gotten into headphone production.
1:10.0	And I was like, whoa, this lady is doing a Dyson commercial and I thought she was talking about plane configurations.
1:17.0	They trick you with those natural commercials.
1:20.0	They really did. And I was like, I didn't even know Dyson made earphones and then everyone in the
1:25.8	comments said looks like they made those headphones with old parts of vacuums and that made me laugh.
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