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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Learns That Dolphins Are Psychos!

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hey Friends! This week, Nicole wants to learn all things Las Vegas Casino. Sasheer got gifted wine from her neighbor. Nicole loves that Clyde has a dog friend in their neighborhood. Sasheer is trying to be a woman who wears linen. Nicole is on the side of the orcas attacking yachts. Sasheer knew the dolphins are psychos and it really gets weird. Nicole and Sasheer learn that humans have had sexual relationships with dolphins. Nicole is not getting a tattoo of dolphin, for sure. They do a Buzzfeed quiz that identifies the Disney animal they should adopt as a pet. Plus, they both answer a listener letter about someone grieving a breakup and the potential to have children while their friends are in relationships and with kids. Sources: Dolphins @ 24:10 - https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me @ 25:51 - https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/how-a-science-experiment-led-to-sexual-encounters-for-a-woman-and-a-dolphin/372606/ @30:28 - https://www.greenmatters.com/community/why-are-dolphins-evil Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mladrian12/plan-your-wealthy-dream-life-to-get-a-disney-pet-to-adopt Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions and “Is this weird” suggestion at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0

What up, what up girl?

0:07.0

What you doing?

0:09.0

Oh, you know I'm just trying to have a pocket.

0:17.0

You're on it right now!

0:19.0

Oh yes!

0:20.0

This year wake up!

0:21.0

It's your birthday!

0:22.0

Oh, you know I'm just trying to have a pocket.

0:23.0

You're just trying to have a pocket.

0:24.0

You're just trying to have a pocket.

0:25.0

You're just trying to have.

0:26.0

Girl, you do have.

0:27.0

For real, you think I have one?

0:28.0

I know you have one.

0:29.0

Girl, wake up!

0:30.0

It's your podcast!

0:31.0

Oh, I'm dreaming so high!

0:36.0

And you were there!

0:37.0

Oh, I was!

0:38.0

And you were there!

0:39.0

Did you know, in the Wizard of Oz, they, that wasn't like black and white, they painted the

0:46.6

set Cepia and they painted her Cepia and her clothes were Cepia.

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