Nicole is Sure Your Titties got Lifted in That Tornado
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Nicole and Sasheer kick off this week with a metaphor for COVID. Then they discuss Nicole's birth certificate, getting yelled at for going to a restaurant, doing things that make you happy, tornado titties, Sasheer's tarot cards, scheduling issues, word pronunciations, P-Valley, "Jill Mason" and "Betty Bumpkin", weight biases, and what they're wearing. Then, they take the "Which Random Cartoon Character Are You?" quiz. And finally, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer weigh in on how to handle someone saying all lives matter, and why it's not helpful to put a hex on someone.
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| 0:00.0 | Bada da da da da da da bough bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo i'm seer scatababababab I'm Sashir. |
| 0:23.6 | That's what I do. |
| 0:28.2 | That's what I do. |
| 0:30.0 | That is so my thing. |
| 0:31.3 | I'm always like, scabit. |
| 0:35.6 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:37.2 | Hello, Sashir. |
| 0:38.3 | How are you? |
| 0:39.7 | I'm okay. |
| 0:40.5 | How are you, Nicole? |
| 0:41.6 | Oh, boy, I'm okay. |
| 0:43.1 | Just had a COVID test. |
| 0:44.8 | This nice lady came, real talkative, I must say. |
| 0:48.7 | And she came with a big lunch bag filled with swabs, she swabbed me and she put on her shield. |
| 0:56.1 | I bought a shield last night from Etsy. |
| 0:58.8 | Oh. |
| 0:59.7 | Because I decided I think we can go out into the world safely, but no one's doing enough. |
| 1:08.7 | So it's like you put on your mask and then you put on a face shield. |
| 1:11.9 | So when you're drinking and eating, you have a little bit of protection as opposed to just |
| 1:16.7 | freeballing it with a mask around your chin. |
| 1:19.8 | So I was like, yeah, and I found this really lovely person on Etsy. |
| 1:22.7 | I believe they're in like Bolveria or somewhere. |
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