Nicole Is Still Thinking About The Zombie Apocalypse with Beth Stelling & Mary Hollis Inboden

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week starts with a dramatic reading of a listener comment! Then, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Beth Stelling and Mary Hollis Inboden. With Beth, they find out what she’s wearing (Is it a bikini top? Workout wear?), Beth & Mary Hollis’ performances in 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche, meeting Joanna Kerns (Mrs. Seaver from Growing Pains), zoom stand-up shows, and Beth’s love of MTV reality shows. Mary Hollis shares about being a great audience, Beth’s love of online shopping, and how Beth and Mary Hollis would handle a zombie apocalypse. Reunited, we learn that Mary Hollis’s Blackjack romance, Beth’s love of a repeat, how often to replace your sponge, and how Beth would be the Michael Jordan of Survivor.

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0:00.0	Bipidi boopop!
0:12.3	Oh, Bipida, boop, boom, boop, boom.
0:17.3	Oh, Sashir, how are you?
0:19.9	I'm good.
0:20.7	How are you doing?
0:21.9	I'm pretty good. I got DM'd by a person who listened to the Jonathan Van Ness Antony podcast that we recently had.
0:32.7	Oh, yes. Yeah.
0:33.7	And I'd like to read it to you. I'll do a dramatic reading.
0:36.9	Oh, great, please. Nicole, I am listening to your podcast. What the fuck, dude? How did this even happen? Are they even friends? Your guests were fucking wild in bad ways. I was going to email you, but your description for the first time had no email, which hopefully means y'all knew it was wild. Plus, I'm too high to look
0:56.0	it up. Uh, please respond. You got to know it's wild. Please, Lord. He's just saying how he wants to marry
1:03.0	him. I hate this. I love y'all, but I need you to know. I think this was wild, right? Girl.
1:09.4	Oh my God. Now I'm live streaming. Anthony goes off, girl. What the literal fuck. I love them before in queer. I can't believe this is happening. You called out Kimmy on the, you called out Kimmy on the keys into this? What the fuck? You got to say sorry. Girl, the fighting was wild. I screamed, just girl.
1:27.7	And then that face plant emoji, emoji, emoji, emoji, emoji, emoji, emoji.
1:33.3	I cannot.
1:34.2	This is the opposite of best friends.
1:35.5	I'm dead.
1:36.4	You brought them back for turkey roll questions.
1:39.7	I love you, Sashir.
1:41.4	I love you and Sashir sincerely.
1:43.6	But what in the actual fuck? What are, I texted Sashir. I love you in Sashir, sincerely, but what in the actual fuck?
1:45.8	What are, I texted Sashir and I said, what happened in this episode? Because I don't listen back.
1:50.7	But what's a turkey roll question? Oh, I do actually remember that. We were trying to end the
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