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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Is Still Delighted About THAT SLAP

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sasheer proposes Nicole to D.A.R.E. to not have B.A.D. cigarettes. Nicole is on the hunt for an inexpensive thrusting type thing, perhaps a sex doll AI? Although Nicole is afraid of AI, she can be swayed! They take a quiz about what delicious and full of autumn spice treats they are, review the queries, and receive friendly reminders highlighting some memories from not TOO long ago. Here is the quiz from this week: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyc45581abc4/fall-treats-food-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

0:17.0

Wasn't there a commercial, a jello commercial that was like, okay, I might be wrong, but in my memory, it's like

0:25.3

J-E-L-L-L-O, it's a lie. Yes, there was this year. And I think they're referencing the jiggle of the

0:34.2

jello. It's a lie. It's a lie, and we all so walled it up. There's a living thing. J-E-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L, it's a lie.

0:47.8

It's funny because I feel like I have been imprinted with a lot of commercials and don't really remember them until someone says something that really like stirs it up. Or the

1:00.9

hashtag where like you have never you had never heard of the hashtag, but I like it made such a ton of me. The time to make the doughnuts really made an impact on me.

1:16.5

I just revisited the commercial where the girl's like flat on the couch and an adult trying to talk to her and her friend is like, she can't hear you.

1:29.3

She hasn't been able to hear you since she started smoking weed. I don't think I have.

1:35.0

It's like it's pretty funny. And it was the same rollout. I think it was the same creative team that was like, if you fry up an egg, you're fucking

1:43.7

bodhead. Which is such a funny commercial. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Sizzle. It's like my brain's delicious.

1:52.3

I mean, it was pretty. That was a wild commercial. Yeah, she was like, it was Rachel White. White? No, not Rachel White. Goddamn it.

2:00.3

Who was her name? Rachel Lee Cook. Oh, yeah.

2:04.3

Yeah. And yeah, came in with a little tank top, frying up an egg. This is your brain on drugs. And this is your family and your friends.

2:16.3

And she was like, destroying the whole kitchen. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's all coming back to me now.

2:28.3

You know, who funded those ads? Well, I don't know. I feel like truth or, oh, that's so funny.

2:36.3

Dare is a drug company. And so is truth or like anti drugs. Mm-hmm. That's so weird. Truth or dare? Yeah. Oh, my God. Truth or I dare you to not do drugs. Yeah. That is truly wild. Truth or dare.

2:54.3

Obviously, I'm going with dare. My name. I like the red letters that look like, you know, like death. Truth is just like, well, I'm here to tell you the truth.

3:05.3

But I feel like those commercials came out around the same time as like the got milk ads. Who was running like big milk? Well, was trying to get us to drink milk? Yeah. Why so hard?

3:19.3

I don't know, but it worked. It did. It did. Absolutely worked. Because I have money. Yeah. Big milk. They want it more money. They want it more people drinking cow products.

3:28.3

But eventually one of the, I think to big tobacco owns truth or something like that is like, like big tobacco owns the thing that's also trying to get you to quit. Cause they're like, we may as well make money in both directions. Damn. That's what pretty fucking smart.

3:45.3

I don't know if it's truth specific, but it's something like that. Like the like, there's like a tobacco coming at owns.

3:52.3

Philip Morris, I believe probably. Yeah. Jordan, can you look that up to see a Philip Morris owns anti smoking propaganda along with their big tobacco smoking machine?

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