Nicole Is Only Getting Smoother

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week Nicole shows Sasheer her “floor money” and smooth limbs. Then, the two retell the story of the time they did not realize their plane had landed, and answer listener letters on how to deal with a stingy friend and a friendship break up that involves kids. (This description is to be read in the style of Mark Wahlberg) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hello. Are you on your period? Yes. I'm not. Okay. Way, way to brag. Sorry about it. I'm not. I'm not bleeding. Sorry about it. I am not bleeding. Yeah, that's why I get more acne when I'm bleeding.
0:28.0	I get acne leading up to the blood.
0:33.2	the bleeds?
0:34.2	It can be the bleeds?
0:36.2	Ew, it's, I don't want it anymore, but I don't want Perry menopause.
0:40.4	For sure.
0:41.4	And I just, I don't want it. It seems bad hot flashes. No thanks
0:48.4	A lot of weird stuff happens too. Some people lose their hair some people
0:56.2	are just particularly dry down there. Dry!
0:57.2	Yeah, and a litany of other things.
1:01.6	I don't want to use lube. Yeah that's like an extra step I don't want to use
1:07.2	lube. I mean I don't think it's happening anytime soon, hopefully, knock on wood.
1:15.5	You didn't knock on wood?
1:16.5	I did, I lightly tap, I didn't want to get into the...
1:18.2	You want to use lube?
1:20.8	I do.
1:21.8	You do?
1:22.4	I know that I do want to use lube, I do use want to use loop I do use loop. I do use loop. Oh I just
1:27.4	Loub is an extra step. I gotta keep Loub around too. Yeah, well, you know as as as a dry girl, it's okay to use lube.
1:35.4	Sorry.
1:37.4	Representing for the dry girls, it's okay.
1:39.4	I didn't mean to shame your dryness.
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