Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken (Re-Release)

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer’s potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala’s wrong photo, Beyonce’s day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole’s dog, growing up on bologna, Nicole’s glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. Then they answer your questions! This week they give advice on being friends with exes and giving room for people to grow, letting your friends know when you can’t handle a conversation, and how to know you’re going to be best friends. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0	Hi, all. This week we are re-releasing one of our favorite episodes from behind the
0:08.4	paywall. And we're going to be back next week with a brand new episode. And we're going
0:13.9	to be accompanied by some very special guests. So you won't want to miss it. See you then.
0:31.2	So sheer Nicole. I have a bunch of pic with urban outfitters. Let's get into it. I bought a
0:40.5	Zieber print share from them in 2020. It is now 2021 and I have not received it. I ordered
0:46.2	a red share from them in 2020 and now it's 2021 and I also not received it. I don't know
0:51.9	what's going on with urban outfitters, but they take forever to ship you anything that's
0:57.3	not clothing. Yeah, furniture stuff takes a very long time, although COVID. They do have
1:04.6	like a COVID disclaimer on everything. It's like it might take longer because post office
1:09.3	stuff is taking longer. Fair, fair. But yours still hasn't been delivered. Have you gotten
1:16.8	a shipped thing? I haven't even got a shipped notification. This is upsetting. Mine finally
1:21.6	got shipped. I'm really excited about it. You better believe I bought a Zieber print
1:25.4	share because she's a zoo woman. And she's a zoo woman. I'm putting Tiger print on my
1:34.4	couch, rea poll stirring. Come on, zoo woman. This is like your main couch in the living room.
1:43.4	Great. So wait, is this the third? No, you have two Cheetah ones and one Tiger? Wow.
1:52.2	Maybe I shouldn't do this. I have, yes. So in my office in the back, I have a Tiger
1:56.8	print couch in the guest room here. I have a very tiny leopard print couch. And then
2:02.0	I'm going to turn my TV room couch into a pink and red striped couch with a giant
2:11.3	tiger's on it. Great. You're a zoo woman. A zoo woman who's filled with color. Great.
2:20.6	I love it. Colors. Yeah, colors are great. I also ordered something from Anthropology,
2:25.9	a desk and like a, a hutch because I have no storage in the guest room. So if someone
2:31.6	were to stay with me for like more than a day, they would have nowhere to put anything.
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