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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Is Going To Live Forever

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Nicole is going to get a motorcycle, and Sasheer is NOT happy about it. They talk about high school experiences, discuss their recent beach trip, and do some singing. Then, Nicole and Sasheer call Zack, who had left a great voicemail in episode 15. We learn about the man behind the handsome voice, talk about how to make the perfect best friend, and Nicole asks him some very important questions. Afterwards, they answer listener questions on how to meet people with your platonic male best friend, should your significant other also be your best friend, and being asked for relationship advice while single.


Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

(424) 645-7003‬



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0:00.0

Got a bo-boo-boo-boo, that's my friend here.

0:15.0

And welcome to best friends.

0:21.1

Was that harmony?

0:22.4

No, again, unison.

0:24.8

That was the same note.

0:27.7

But it sounded good, huh?

0:29.4

I thought it did.

0:31.2

And I thought we were making harmony.

0:34.1

Interesting that we talked about that in an earlier episode.

0:37.2

It's still old. still don't understand it.

0:40.1

Honestly, now I understand what my teachers went through where they would teach me things.

0:44.9

And months later, I'd be like, what?

0:46.4

Yeah.

0:48.4

Were you, what were you like in school?

0:50.7

Did you get good grades, bad grades?

0:52.8

I was like a pretty C student. C plus, sometimes like a B minus that was like, wow, Nicole's

0:59.1

doing the big thing. I excelled in like art stuff. I was good at completing art projects.

1:06.8

Like chemistry, I would just smoke a bunch of weed and basically just write the like equations over and over and over again. Be like, I tried. Dang. Do you think it was because of your ADD? Absolutely. I just couldn't concentrate. And I smoked a lot of weed to get homework done because that was the only way I could sit and like figure shit out. Yeah. And that was like the only way I could like sit class as I started getting older. I had one teacher, Mrs. Fortescue, who she would dump students' desks when they got too messy. Mine was always messy. I was always talking. What do you mean dump students' desks? Like, turn it over? Turn it over and be on the floor and you have to, like, put it back together neatly. I don't like that.

1:45.6

She was fine.

1:46.2

She was interesting. But my mom worked in the school. And when she got frustrated with me, she'd go, go find your mother. So then I was like, that's my one task. I have to go find my mom. So I had wander the hallways looking for my mother. And then I'd find her. and she'd be like, why aren't you in class?

1:41.2

And I'm like, Mrs. Foriske, you got sick of me and told me to come find you.

1:44.0

And she'd be like, oh, all right.

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