Nicole is a Manifesting (Procrastinating)
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Does anybody remember why Sasheer likes chairs so much? Please tweet us! Nicole reminds Sasheer to dress sluttier, complains about having too many keys, laugh over funny sound bytes from each other, discuss OnlyFans taking away nude content but then bringing it back, the Adidas vs. Puma rivalry, the Right vs. Left Twix controversy, and the impending robot war caused by cars. They give a listener advice on how to not feel left behind by her best friend who is going through a positive transition in her life and ideas on fun new things to do together, as well as learn the proper title to refer to nonbinary and non-gender conforming people (P.S. it’s Mx.)!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum |
| 0:14.0 | This year I thought you were gonna dress sludier |
| 0:18.0 | And you haven't been doing it I did say I was gonna dress sluttier And you haven't been doing it |
| 0:22.6 | I did say I was gonna dress sluttier |
| 0:25.5 | What happened? |
| 0:28.0 | I just |
| 0:29.3 | I like being comfy cozy |
| 0:32.4 | And I need to find a way to be a comfy sled |
| 0:37.2 | I need comfortable find a way to be a comfy slut. |
| 0:41.2 | I need comfortable slutty clothes. |
| 0:45.5 | Because I do, yeah, I feel like I haven't had a slut phase ever. |
| 0:54.7 | And I want to like show my goods while I have them before they start drooping and moving around. |
| 0:58.3 | But I also get cold very easily. |
| 0:59.1 | Okay. |
| 1:01.1 | I don't like constricting clothes. |
| 1:02.0 | Okay. |
| 1:03.8 | That's pretty much the end of the list, I guess. |
| 1:06.0 | What about like booty shorts? |
| 1:08.8 | I could do booty shorts. |
| 1:09.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.5 | Some booty shorts, |
| 1:13.2 | crop tops, |
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