Nicole Hates Mondays
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
What do hundreds of Garfield-themed phones washed ashore and a robbery of 12 tons of Kit Kats have in common? Nicole and Sasheer talk about both topics in this week’s episode of Best Friends! Our favorite hosts also wonder about James Cameron’s love of water, how they’d handle AI on social media if they were president, and Nicole shares her dream of seeing all of the fruit-themed bus stops in Japan.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:12.1 | Hello, Sis-year. |
| 0:21.9 | Hi, Nicole. |
| 0:22.7 | How are you? |
| 0:23.9 | A little tired. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, no. |
| 0:25.8 | I didn't get good sleep. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:28.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.7 | I started getting sleepy around nine. |
| 0:31.5 | And I was like, oh, baby. |
| 0:33.5 | I'm about to get some full sleep tonight. |
| 0:36.3 | And then I think I hit the bed at like 10 and then slept. |
| 0:41.7 | And then I thought I felt something crawling on my leg. |
| 0:44.2 | And I like jumped up out of bed, like ripped the covers off, so searching. |
| 0:49.2 | And I think it was just the sheet moving. |
| 0:51.0 | But it really like rocked me. |
| 0:52.8 | And so then I was like full of adrenaline and I couldn't like calm down enough to goed me. And so then I was, like, full of adrenaline, |
| 0:55.2 | and I couldn't, like, calm down enough to go back to sleep. So then I was just up for hours. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm sorry. I hate when that happens. Yeah. That's happened to me before where I was like, |
| 1:03.6 | oh, something's odd me. Then I'm like, well, it was nothing. It was nothing. And now I'm awake. |
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