Nicole Hates Hotel Dresser Drawers
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with your best friend (Nicole and Sasheer could NOT), and “trash-ass” boyfriends (They suggest Thelma & Louise).
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
This episode is sponsored by Gryphon Home (www.gryphonhome.com code: BESTFRIENDS), Instacart (https://www.instacart.com code: BESTFRIENDS), and LOLA (https://www.mylola.com code: BESTFRIENDS).
Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Good evening and welcome to another episode of Best Friend with Nicole Pire and Sushia's |
| 0:17.7 | Hello, I'm Nicole. I'm good. How was your day? My day has been pretty good. Did a little voice |
| 0:26.9 | over. Yeah. Well, me too. Yeah. What a day. Friends who have things in common. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay. I imagine like, imagine. Could you imagine ever talking like that for real? |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, I could. I would feel insane and there are people in the world who talk like that naturally. |
| 0:46.0 | That's true. Oh boy. I had my tarot cards read last night. And are you dying because of it? |
| 0:52.9 | Yes. So it was like really interesting because I had my tarot cards read in, |
| 1:01.4 | where the fuck? Oh, New Orleans, when we went down there for your special. And the guy was like, |
| 1:06.1 | I don't really know. You really pulled some interesting cards. I didn't really fill up. |
| 1:12.0 | No, I just went to the man that was there. He was like, I can tell you what each card means, |
| 1:16.4 | but they don't seem to really have a correlation. Also, you pulled everything upside down. Let's do it |
| 1:20.0 | again. I pulled the cards again. They're all upside down. He was like, I think you need to just like |
| 1:24.9 | get some, some away time from people and like just spend some time alone. And I was like, I paid |
| 1:30.7 | $65 for someone to tell me to go to like Palm Springs. And then a lot of times I pull |
| 1:37.4 | a lot of upside down cards. I don't know what that means. I also cut the deck weird. I didn't |
| 1:45.1 | realize that cutting the deck means you cut it like three times. I cut it like a hundred times. |
| 1:49.6 | I don't know. That was fun. But so last night, it was like, I'm a confident one person with a lot |
| 1:57.8 | of masculine energy. And people are attracted to me. And that was like in my past, but that |
| 2:04.3 | influences your future or whatever. And then my current card was a heart with a bunch of swords |
| 2:11.0 | in it to signify that I'm going through heartache. And I'm sad. And then another card was I need to |
| 2:20.3 | feel sadness and feel my heartbreak in order to move on. But the heartbreak is not my fault. |
| 2:28.3 | And then I got I pulled a lot of coin cards where it was like, you know how to make money. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.