Nicole Had To Undress Some Shrimp

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

3-2-1 - HAPPY SASHEER! HAPPY NICOLE! This week we discuss undressing shrimp, restaurant horror stories, post-covid bad behavior, why everyone is talking to Nicole at the airport, birth stones and their spiritual meanings, Nicole’s ceiling keyboard, the colors everyone wants to see on Sasheer, going braless, and more. They take a quiz to see if they would be better with Shrek or Prince Charming, and answer a listener question on whether you should be friends with someone who collects teeth. Plus - Sasheer explains sandwiches! Here is the B for Bones website we look at: https://bforbones.com/ Here is the quiz we took in today's episode: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ranma/shrek-soulmate-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] 424-645-7003

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0:00.0	Let's record.
0:13.0	Five, four, three, two, one.
0:21.8	Happy this year!
0:23.6	Nicole!
0:26.5	Boy, oh boy, it's fun to do things where you don't know what's going to happen, and you just go, okay, maybe it's this.
0:35.0	Always an adventure.
0:36.7	I really didn't know where we're going to go we figured it up i love it so much um i just
0:42.9	want to say yesterday i was served uncooked shrimp can you even so it was shrimp that was shrimp
0:51.2	that was um you had to undress it yourself.
0:55.1	So like, you have to do the work.
0:57.3	They gave me a plate of shrimp with its head still on, with its fucking like whiskers.
1:03.7	What are those?
1:04.2	It's like his beard or whatever.
1:05.9	It's like right under his head.
1:07.9	What are those?
1:08.6	Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
1:10.0	Are they whiskers?
1:30.8	I don't know, but they're like little, um, little fingies. I don't know. Like, I don't know. Shrimps are wild. And they just give them to you the way, like, they pull them out of the fucking ocean, put them on a grill, give them to you and then go, hey, friend, do the work. Yes! Yes! The shrimps are so scary. Antenules? Antenules. Intenels. They give them to you with the antenils. The eyes.
1:40.1	It was upsetting for me. Wait, so are you sure that they did cook it or?
1:45.1	Oh, so I undressed the shrimp and it was gray.
1:50.7	There was like a little gray part on it.
1:53.5	And I think we all know when shrimps are gray, that means they're still on the ice and they have not been cooked.
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