Nicole Goes Up The Pole Like A Lil’ Honeybear

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Did you know how many teeth dogs have? We didn’t! But now we all do! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss the surprisingly big teeth market, why Sasheer trusts Billy Mays, the murder of crows outside of Sasheer’s house, and the trick to going upside down in pole. We take a quiz where we make a sandwich to see what 2000s rom-com we should watch, and answer listener questions about how to deal with loneliness within friendships, and dealing with a difficult friend-triangle. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kbball27/2000s-rom-com-sandwich-order-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions/ “Is this weird” suggestion at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hi, Sashir.
0:03.0	Hi, Nicole.
0:05.0	Oh my god.
0:06.0	Guess what?
0:07.0	What?
0:08.0	Have I talked to you about Clyde's teeth?
0:10.0	No.
0:11.0	You have not.
0:12.0	He took 11 of his teeth.
0:14.0	That is the last thing I can say.
0:16.0	And I was like, it's so many teeth.
0:19.0	And when they said it was 11, I was like,
0:22.0	so does my dog?
0:23.0	Is he toothless?
0:24.0	Does he not have a tooth?
0:25.0	I don't know, but they took so many.
0:27.0	And then he came home and he was loopy because they had to put him under anesthesia.
0:32.0	And he kept trying to jump on me, but then like falling down.
0:36.0	And I was like, this is cute, but also devastating.
0:40.0	And then he was like, I'm going to have to go to the hospital.
0:43.0	I'm going to have to go to the hospital.
0:45.0	I'm going to have to go to the hospital.
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