Nicole Felt ALL The Highs & Lows This Week

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Some days go really well and some not so much. On a day where Nicole would’ve found comfort in lasagna, there was none available. Meanwhile, Sasheer learned how to swim this year and finally surfed for the first time ever. As best friends going through different ebbs and flows, they can at least both agree that cooking is weird. Nicole just started meal prepping and absolutely hates it, while Sasheer does not own a microwave. They take a quiz about what Thanksgiving feast they should eat to discover the absolute best thing about themselves, and producer Kimmie shares some delicious Midwest recipes! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hello, sis here. Hello Nicole. Oh boy, I'm having a tough time. Gobble Gobble Thanksgiving's
0:17.4	coming and speaking of Gobble Gobble. I guess this isn't a Gobble Gobble thing. Well,
0:22.0	Gobble Gobble reminds me of eating and my tummy, but that's where food goes. You're sure? I have
0:30.7	I've got like a itchy on it. Wait, you have a itchy on what? Oh my tummy. Oh, like a rash or a bite.
0:38.4	I'm not sure, but there's it's like a I would say a nickel. I haven't seen one in a while, but a
0:45.4	nickel sized red area on my tongue tongue that is itchy. Somebody bit me, I think. I think something
0:55.1	bit you. I'm very upset. I don't I don't want to be bitten. What's it called? Unconsented. No
1:06.8	non-consensual bites. Yeah, I don't want that in my life. It makes me really upset. And I'm just
1:13.3	scratching an itch and it's terrible. Did you put anything on it? Oh no, I wish I put on it. You should
1:19.6	put it. You know, I would probably put Neosporan on it, but I don't know if that's exactly what you
1:24.7	need for a bite. Strangely enough, I have Neosporan right next to me. Well, that's not helpful for me.
1:32.2	Yeah, do you want some? This is mean. I'm so far away from you. You're very far away from me. You're
1:42.4	in New York. I'm in New York City. I'm in Mexico. Oh, a lot. Oh, a lot for you too.
1:52.7	Can you pull that? What's it put on bug bites? Calamine lotion. Okay. Hydrocortisone cream. Okay.
2:00.0	So that pays. Be so. I think you're a lot. Baking soda also gets rid of the stink in your refrigerator.
2:07.4	That's true. And it also it also whiteens your teeth. Oh, it also gets rid of the stink in your sink.
2:18.8	Oh, do you put it on the drain or something? You put, okay, so this lady on TikTok put
2:25.6	one of those yellow fruits lemons lemons baking soda and vinegar down her garbage disposal
2:35.1	and then churned it all up and she went fresh, but I don't know if it actually was fresh because
2:41.2	you haven't tried it. Yeah, I can't smell her kitchen. You. And we one day we will. One day
2:47.8	it will be a little stupid screen. But right now, oh my god. So, sheer, do you think that's coming?
2:57.5	Smell of vision. I feel like there's been a like dream depth thing in cartoons for a really long time.
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