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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole Doesn’t Want Stinky Cheese Dick with Alesha Reneé & Serita Wesley

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hi Friends. You know what time it is! It's time for Besting Each Other with Alesha Reneé and Serita Wesley. Serita met Alesha through a friend and a plethora of people at BET. Alesha's favorite memory of traveling is when Serita came out to Los Angeles to just hang out while Alesha went to auditions. Serita’s favorite thing about Alesha is her southern charm. Alesha loves that Serita never gives up on love and knows that “real” always seems to find her. Serita thinks Alesha talks too much while Alesha thinks Serita can be a “Debbie Downer.” They both think they would be better at Survivor than the other but they also agree that Alesha is more outdoorsy. 20 years from now, Alesha wants them to be loved, healthier and whole like we’ve never seen. Meanwhile, Serita hopes they are rich, content, comfortable and have great butts! Together they created the Audible podcast series Unleash for Love. This was recorded October 24th, 2023. Sources: Check out “Unleash For Love” on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/Unleash-for-Love-Audiobook/B0CB9FYCV3?qid=1689358839&sr=1-1&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=2KW0AGES9C467X5989WV&pageLoadId=Bp8khEy2uajOMeuU&creativeId=0d6f6720-f41c-457e-a42b-8c8dceb62f2c No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions and “Is this weird” suggestion at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0

how are you today oh I am good today how are you you know I'm good there's breath in

0:21.6

my body and there's joy in my bones oh joyful bones yes joyful bones oh we just passed spooky season

0:36.7

but my bones still feel joy and spookiness oh thank goodness what are you doing tell me about

0:46.5

what am I doing um I'm gonna see you soon yes baby yeah finally gonna come to a show you invited me to

0:57.2

yes well this will have happened in the past that's true and it was good it was we had such a good time

1:09.7

boy oh boy we had a blast we did several things that I cannot tell you about but we can like

1:15.2

still talk about it as if it's happening because I don't know you'll probably still be doing shows

1:19.3

by time this comes out so like it's whatever they'll need to know specific nope I this is coming out

1:24.7

November 1st and I have retired completely yes I have retired I know that's in the future for me

1:32.8

a month from now goodbye no no you're right I get to see you soon and I'm really excited about

1:38.0

my friend I was gonna ask did you want us your own hotel room or do you want to share a hotel room

1:47.8

get in my bed get in my bed or the bed next to me

1:55.9

lay in bed next to me no yeah either lay in the play in bed with me or the bed directly next to me

2:04.3

with a with a with a get the night stand in the middle okay great yeah I want to share the same room

2:10.4

too wow this is funny because I was like why wonder if she will want to share a room or if she'll

2:16.5

want her own room I'll just let her decide well yeah I have the same question because I was like

2:23.6

well you're gonna be performing and maybe you're super tired maybe you want the space in case

2:29.6

a little little booty hook-up thing happens I don't know you think I'm gonna find someone in

2:34.8

Wisconsin some cheddar man some cheese man yes I think so it's because they made cheese

2:51.6

do they like a cheese factory there plant what do they have I feel like I think all cheese is made

2:58.0

in west constant no there's no way all cheese no I think every single cheese made in west

3:05.0

Wisconsin wait am I making that up wait Jordan has a thingy up oh okay west constant is the number

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