Nicole Does Not Want a Monkey Baby?!

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

What is a Humanzee? This week, Nicole and Sasheer find out how scientists actually tried to create a half human half chimpanzee hybrid and explore the age old hypothetical question, can humans have sex with gorillas? Plus, Sasheer can’t get some sleep, the Air Bud franchise is super expansive, Pickleball is the fastest growing sport in America, and Nicole is clear that she does not want a monkey baby. Also, we take listener letters asking us if running around your house is weird. Humanzee: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions/ “Is this weird” suggestion at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey friends, we are back with a live show in Los Angeles.
0:07.3	We're going to be at the logo at the Coronet Monday, June 19th.
0:11.8	It's our live show.
0:14.7	It's our first live show in a while and we are so excited to be together and to be with
0:21.7	you.
0:23.7	Come, bring your best friend, bring multiple best friends, bring your friendship questions
0:29.7	and be ready to have a lot of fun.
0:34.1	Tickets are available at Largo.
0:39.0	dash LA dot com for for Monday, June 19th.
0:43.6	See you there.
0:47.0	See you there.
0:50.2	People will be like, they're sick.
0:51.4	They're not well.
0:53.4	Maybe we should go and check up on them.
0:56.0	Yes.
1:00.6	Hello, this year.
1:09.7	Hi, Nicole.
1:11.7	I woke up naked today.
1:17.5	And is that okay?
1:19.5	No, it's not okay.
1:21.5	I don't sleep naked.
1:23.2	That's not my jam.
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