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I'm Chris Stemp.

And I'm John Rojas. And welcome to another educational yet equally embarrassing episode of Smart People podcast. Before we get in all that, I'd like to apologize for the hiatus John and I took. It's been a pretty busy month. I have officially moved back to the East Coast, and we just got back from a long, difficult, tough bachelor party that I think we are recently recovering from. And we are now going to get back into the swing of things. So we're back. We'll be back for a long while. Remember to subscribe to us on iTunes to make sure you catch all future episodes.

Yeah, and remember to follow us on Twitter at Smart People Pod. You'd probably notice that I've been tweeting lately, you know, apologizing for us not putting out episodes and for being on a little bit of a hiatus, as Chris mentioned. But we are fully back into the swing of things. Got a few episodes under our belt. So we'll be releasing

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