Nicole Can Find Your Tabasco
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Happy Monday or Wednesday (or whenever you are listening to this)! Nicole & Sasheer discuss if the Statue of Liberty is holding an ice cream cone, Bojack Horseman dreams, Nicole’s mother’s perfume, books they are reading, Nicole doing what strangers’ ask, being an adult, and a deep dive into Goldilocks’ white privilege. Then they answer listener questions about how to handle a friend pulling away because you are “draining,” and if you should ask a former-hookup-now-friend how good you were!
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| 0:00.0 | Wow, happy Monday. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, okay. |
| 0:15.0 | It's not Monday. |
| 0:15.8 | It is, but like, it's going to be a Wednesday when this comes out. |
| 0:18.4 | Okay, cut all that out. |
| 0:19.6 | Wow. |
| 0:20.6 | Happy Tuesday. Wait. What? Wednesday when this comes out. Okay, cut all that out. Wow, happy Tuesday. |
| 0:21.7 | Wait, what? |
| 0:23.0 | Wednesday. |
| 0:24.0 | I, sorry. |
| 0:25.2 | Okay, wow. |
| 0:26.8 | I guess keep it all in. |
| 0:28.2 | No, cut it all out. |
| 0:29.6 | Wow, Sishia, happy Wednesday. |
| 0:32.5 | We don't have to lie either. |
| 0:34.9 | Hi, happy today. |
| 0:41.9 | Happy Fourth of July. Happy Fourth of July. I can't, I'm so excited to be celebrating Fourth of July here with you. Hi, yes, I love America. God bless her. God bless her. |
| 0:49.5 | America is a woman, right? And God is a woman. And God is a woman. That's Ariana Grande. Mm-hmm. Wait, but isn't in like some songs America referenced as a woman? Probably, I'm sure. Are you thinking about a specific song? Yeah, but all I can think of is, our country, tis are thee, with life, love, and liberty. I mean, maybe Lady Liberty or thinking about Lady? |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, yeah, I'm thinking of the Statue of Liberty right smack dab in New York City's ocean. |
| 1:18.6 | In the Ocean of New York. |
| 1:22.2 | I love swimming in the New York City Ocean right up to Lady Liberty, just taking a break on her foot. |
| 1:30.7 | Probably a little squat right on that toe. |
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