Nicole Byer
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
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4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2022
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| 0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:10.3 | It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorne. |
| 0:21.7 | Look, baking a cake is hard, especially if you're trying to make a pretty or knit cake that |
| 0:27.3 | gives your local bakery a run for its money. |
| 0:30.1 | Exhibit A, the great British bake off on Netflix. |
| 0:33.0 | It's a reality competition show where the contestants spend years honing their craft, making |
| 0:39.2 | countless iterations of the same black-forest mocha-cream sponge thing. |
| 0:46.2 | On that show, if something in your cake is off even a little bit, maybe there's too |
| 0:51.4 | much lemon or too much cardamom, maybe your mirror glaze never quite sets right. |
| 0:57.3 | Well, bad news, you're going home. |
| 1:00.8 | Then there's Exhibit B, nailed it, which is also on Netflix. |
| 1:06.6 | Nailed it takes the same basic premise, bring people together in a big kitchen, have them |
| 1:10.4 | make a big pretty cake. |
| 1:12.4 | Only none of the people know anything about baking or cooking, and instead of four hours, |
| 1:19.8 | we give them 90 minutes, what could possibly go wrong. |
| 1:24.4 | The answer, of course, is everything, sad, droopy cupcakes that are barely baked, burnt |
| 1:30.4 | fondant monstrosities, ingredients, materializing that were never in the recipe. |
| 1:35.6 | Nailed it is a celebration of failure, an ode to, well, at least you tried your best. |
| 1:42.4 | Maybe that's good enough. |
| 1:44.2 | The baked goods are never pretty. |
| 1:46.4 | The tone is never mean, and the show is always very, very funny. |
| 1:51.2 | Nicole Byer hosts Nailed it, she's great at it. |
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