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Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

Nicole Byer Would Haunt a Beach

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Roz gets an earthly visit from human comedian Nicole Byer and their warm reunion includes stories of sleep paralysis, college dorm hauntings, and spectrophilia—have you ever heard such a thing?!

Want to share YOUR paranormal experience on the podcast? Email your *short* stories to [email protected] and maybe Roz will read it out loud on the show... or even call you! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's that at the foot of my bed? It's spooky and kooky. I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute, hey, I'm ghosted!

0:19.0

I lost my days.

0:26.0

Hey Boo, it's me, Roz. Welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I love about things that keep me up at night.

0:39.0

Today I am joined once again by the iconic podcaster, Emmy-nominated TV host, actress, comedian, hilarious comedian, Nicole Byer. But before we get to that, I was looking through my email, ghosted by Roz at gmail.com, and I see a message from a listener named Summer. Summer writes.

1:07.0

Hi, Roz. When I was in college, I lived in a house with a friend. At the top of the stairs was a tiny door that went into an attic space.

1:20.0

My room was directly at the foot of the stairs. One night, I heard some shuffling upstairs, but my roommate wasn't home.

1:31.0

I peeked out from my covers and stared at my door, which was actually French-style doors. With windows that were covered only by thin, lacy curtains.

1:44.0

I heard the sound of a door opening and a gentle pattern of feet coming down the stairs. I was silently panicking and continued to stare through the door windows.

1:57.0

A small figure appeared and stopped in front of them. Very slowly, it turned and looked at my doors, then softly and slowly opened them.

2:12.0

A young girl walked in. Hair wrapped up in what looked kind of like a head wrap or a towel or something.

2:22.0

She slowly approached my bed, as if uncertain. And when she got to me, I saw that her eyes were ice blue, and she looked kind of otherworldly.

2:38.0

She tilted her head to the side and said, Hi, in a tiny little girl voice. I could not move, scream, nothing.

2:50.0

After what felt like literal hours of trying to scream, I finally sat up straight in my bed and she disappeared.

3:00.0

Now, I don't know if our dimensions got crossed or what, but that little girl did not understand what I was doing in her room. I hope I didn't scare her as much as she scared me.

3:13.0

Now, summer. Oh, my God. Is that real? That is so scary summer. All right. I'm sorry. I'm just going to say it. I would have pepper sprayed that little girl.

3:25.0

Nightstand. I got pepper spray. I've got hematite stones. I've got holy water. I mean, I got some other stuff in there too. It's funny.

3:36.0

Sometimes I have gentlemen over and they're like, OK, what is all this stuff? This lady's into some freaky stuff. And they're not wrong. But I'm not going to sleep tonight. Thank you summer. This is actually really a very scary story to be. And I'm sure it was very innocent. I'm sure it was sweet, which is why I feel so bad that I would have pepper sprayed the girl.

3:57.0

But good for you for not doing that. I would love to know if anything else happened when you live there. Oh my God. OK, I'm going to go talk to Nicole buyer and with the show.

4:11.0

Oh my God. I'm joined by podcasting icon and a Emmy nominee repeat guest of this podcast. Nicole buyer. Hello. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

4:31.0

Hi, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

4:37.0

You know, I am, I'm pretty good. It's a weird, weird time these days. It is.

4:43.0

But you know what? I get to talk to Nicole buyer about ghosts. You've been on the show before. Here's what I remember about when you were on because it was a long time ago. It was probably like

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