Nicole Byer Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Nicole Byer feels giddy about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Nicole returns to chat with Conan about being loved by kids, the wisdom of John Cena, and being horny for love. Later, Conan and his team attempt to hold it together while Sona is away on her book tour. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Nicole Byer and I feel... hmmm...
0:07.0	Giddy about being Conan O'Brien's friend! Giddy, I'll take Giddy.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Fall is full, here they are, back to school, ring the bell, the brand new shoes, walkin' loose, climb the fence, books and pens,
0:28.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends, I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:37.0	Hello there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend, I am the aforementioned Conan O'Brien.
0:45.0	I believed that they should be a little more formal, joined by the erstwhile.
0:52.0	I'm the aforementioned friend, buddy.
0:54.0	No, no, no, no, friend of mine.
0:56.0	He needs you?
0:57.0	You are an appendage, you are a necessary part in a very large car, a small greasy part,
1:06.0	it's still a part.
1:08.0	Necessary.
1:09.0	And then of course, yes, you are a necessary without you the two emissions.
1:12.0	It's too late, I quit, yeah.
1:13.0	The car broke down.
1:14.0	Oh, alright.
1:15.0	Wait, I just replaced it with a different part and it's humming along even better than before.
1:19.0	I'm free!
1:20.0	Leave me on the road!
1:23.0	I'm the useless part on the car.
1:26.0	No, of course not.
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