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Hollywood Handbook

Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend Again

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to NICOLE BYER from Loosely Exactly Nicole to talk about the game show Family Feud she did and to do other funny shows. This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/HANDBOOK code: HANDBOOK) and Chapman University (www.chapman.edu/GRAD).

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0:00.0

So I'm in the hedge maze with Perry, Alice and Ralph, Lauren, and Fred, Perry and Andrew,

0:20.4

and we are moving through these hedges they've grown very tall now. It's Labrindthene, and I am

0:31.7

worried at this point that we have encountered the null set. Of course, we've designed this maze

0:40.0

with 64 unique solutions, but there is in fact a single null set, which means that

0:48.7

you can't get out. And if we did encounter the null set, Andrew Kuhnenin is going to be

0:59.1

very cranky. That is because he hates being trapped. The one thing that really makes him mad

1:03.7

is encounter the null set. He hates being confined. And so I'm going Ralph, you know, your close guy,

1:12.8

did you bring any scissors with you? And then Perry's like, what about me?

1:16.9

Sure. And then Fred's like, yeah, hey, what about Perry?

1:22.1

And meaning him or the other way? I don't know. And I didn't ask.

1:27.5

Because I'm thinking maybe we can cut some of these hedges with like some tailor scissors or

1:31.4

something. Or even just make clothes out of them. Imagine, you know, we'll look like Daniel Stern

1:40.1

and Bushwack, didn't he wear like an underwear made out of leaves? Me most of.

1:43.8

Yes. So. What else could he do for underwear? So I'm thinking like this, you know, let's make

1:49.8

a lemon's alaminate or whatever. And so anyway, the end of the story is a bunch of

2:00.2

mole people throw it in and dug us out. Hey, welcome to Hollywood. Have a good time.

2:03.6

I just got a kick in the button, dropping names on the red carpet land back. Always a

2:06.1

little mystery we call showbiz. What up? What up? It's Nicole. It's a clip. That's

2:12.4

a that's a he just said that part. My name's Sean. A lot of people can't tell our voices

2:16.8

apart. And it's gotta be Nicole. It's me. It's loose leaf Nicole. Yes. Lucy and Jacky

2:25.9

Nicole. Yes, Lucy and Jacky Nicole. That's my full government name. That's what's on my

2:31.0

drivers license. You got your drivers license. You were so nervous. So nervous. And I got it last

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