Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata, Carl Tart and Lamar Woods
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2018
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts and loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy and I'm Naomi and we are two |
| 0:42.9 | comedians. We are lovers. We are engaged and on couples therapy. What we do is we |
| 0:49.4 | bring you the best sets from our live show where we have standups do sets |
| 0:53.0 | together about their relationship and then we talk a little. Hey, what's up |
| 0:57.5 | love. We haven't seen each other all day. This is almost really our our |
| 1:00.9 | genuinely first interaction of the day. I know we're not faking it. I recently |
| 1:05.5 | started a new job so I am up and out the house before Andy even gets up and |
| 1:10.3 | now we are seeing each other right here right now into the day. Well, to be fair, |
| 1:14.7 | I sleep a little later because I'm also up later taking care of the cats. You |
| 1:20.0 | don't have to justify anything to be or to the listeners. They don't know what |
| 1:23.6 | time I wake up. I can be called mine. Okay, I can be out the door 635 AM. It is |
| 1:29.3 | that is true. You did ask your agent. You're like, I am sick of these writing and |
| 1:33.0 | acting jobs. Can you get me? I hear calls coming back. Can you get me a job in a |
| 1:38.3 | coal mine? I'm trying to stay humble. So how you doing today? Where you at |
| 1:43.5 | emotionally? I am at the very moment confused emotionally. I don't know what |
| 1:49.8 | every the emotions are happening at a rate of one per second. So I don't know what's |
| 1:54.9 | it. You're like you're best interest right now. Yeah. Your body is changing. Your |
| 1:59.0 | brain can't keep up. Yes. So yes, I have emotional growing pains. My emotional |
| 2:04.4 | testicles hurt. My emotional testicles. Okay. So I'm coming into the house stuff |
| 2:11.1 | works office building. And there is a couple that is leaving. But it's really |
| 2:19.6 | just a girl. She's like, same by to her boyfriend. And then I thought she was |
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