Nicole Broke Her Fibula And She Feels Like She's Telling Whoppers

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole's home renovations. Then they take the quiz What 90's Style Would Suit You Best, and of course answer your questions! This week they follow-up on a previous question of a mysterious boyfriend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Wow, Sishir, Merry Christmas.
0:15.2	It just happened.
0:18.4	Merry Christmas to everyone. To everyone.
0:21.5	To everyone.
0:22.4	Did you get everything you wanted?
0:27.7	Did you get all the presents you wanted?
0:30.5	Yeah, I got a pony.
0:32.3	Whoa.
0:33.1	I got a drone.
0:35.9	Wow.
0:36.8	I got a COVID. Wow. I got a, um, COVID.
0:40.4	Just kidding.
0:41.5	You got COVID?
0:42.6	No.
0:43.2	I don't know if sneezes are part of COVID, are they?
0:46.5	I don't, I don't think so because that a sneeze feels wet.
0:52.6	And as far as I know, COVID is dry.
0:56.9	I don't know any of these things.
0:59.2	Like a dry cough.
1:01.4	Oh, interesting.
1:04.4	Okay.
1:05.7	Okay, so no COVID.
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