Nicole Aimée Schreiber Pooped Out a Dildo

Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Brittany Furlan & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and host of the "Two Filthy Nerds" Podcast and the "Getting to Know You" Podcast Nicole Aimée Schreiber joins Brittany to recount the time she learned why dildos don't make great butt plugs and she had to force it out in the bathtub. Later they discuss some of the Chris D'Elia controversy and their own interactions with him. Nicole also talks about her OTHER podcast, the "Love Her Podcast", where she interviews porn stars and tells Brittany how she's making money sending pictures and video of her feet to some guy in Malaysia. Plus so much more chaos, you'll just have to listen to hear it all! [CORRECTION: Visit TakeCareOf and use code "worstfirsts50" for 50% off your first order!] Follow Brittany on YouTube: @BrittanyFurlan Follow Brittany on Facebook: @BrittanyFurlan Follow Brittany on IG: @BrittanyFurlan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not really that good at my
0:09.0	I'm not really that good at my coke.
0:10.0	Uh, yeah, you're good, you're fucking great at it.
0:13.0	Am I?
0:14.0	You're fantastic at it.
0:15.0	I still do the same makeup that I did when I was like in middle school.
0:19.0	I put it on the same way.
0:20.0	Really?
0:21.0	Yeah, I never learned how to put makeup on.
0:23.0	Is the little blue palette that came with like a doll that was like...
0:26.0	Yeah, like if a palette came with anything I was like, wow, use that.
0:28.9	I don't know how to use eyes shadow.
0:31.6	The fact that you have a gradient on your eyelid, first of all you have eyelids.
0:36.0	Like my eyelids are mushing into my fucking face. Like my eye is collapsing on itself.
0:40.4	And like you have eyelid to work with. Like I just have sharp-eye-lid to work with like I just have sharp-eye I've always had these like just crinkly
0:47.9	It's so unfair like some girls like you have really like high like my eyebrows like go up high so like you have like a high arch thing too but like if you
0:55.5	close your eyes like you have an eyelid yeah but I have a lot of Botox.
0:59.1	Oh my god I want Botox so bad. You've never had it never. got to get it to you. I've never done any of it. I should have done it on the show. Oh my God
1:07.2	fucking I'd come on your show. What every three months? Live Botox.
1:11.7	Guys we are here on worst first with Nicole Amy Schreiber.
1:15.0	Am I saying it all right?
1:16.0	You said it all right.
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