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The Leo & Danny Show

Nico's First Day Blowout

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Comedy, Stand-up

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're in a transitional period. Nice, Nico.

0:05.0

What the fuck, Nico?

0:07.0

I'm right, like I was doing.

0:10.0

What the fuck is that?

0:12.0

Leave it roll, Nick. Take your finger off that button.

0:15.0

Nico gives us the thumbs up and nods, at which point I started saying really funny, clever things.

0:20.0

Yeah. And then Nico goes,

0:22.7

and then Prince's record.

0:24.8

Nico, you gave me the...

0:26.4

Three, two, one, and you were alive.

0:28.5

You gave me that and you gave me the thumbs up.

0:30.8

Dude, you messed us up.

0:33.7

I can see where it could have seemed, like I said that, but I was like, okay, are you, like, ready for me to press record is what I was going. Who's going to argue with, who's going to be on your side right now? You're dressed like a Bacabazi boy. You just look like E.T. really. Does he look like E.T? You do look like E.T. Right now, I can put you on a bicycle and take you to the outer space listen what's a bachabazi boy

0:56.7

what's a bachabazi boy well we discussed it on the pod it's it's so it's a boy that is dressed

1:01.9

like a girl and this usually happens where i believe afghanistan yeah it happens like he's like

1:06.5

cabool or uh durga durkestad now what is the job of the bachad bachia what, what is the job of the Bacabazi? What would you say the job of the Bacabazi boy is Danny? To dance, to sing, and to comfort middle-aged Muslim men. Yeah, and, you know, they do a good job of it, I hear. So, you have a lot to live up to, okay? You really just look like E.T. though.

1:27.9

It's fucking damn, dude.

1:29.2

Does he look like E.D. when he puts the wig on? And then also when he's in the basket of the bike. Dude, do the best E.T. impression right now. Hey, Dave. Oh, no. Damn, dude. You really look like E. Damn, dog. I remember remember forever we wanted to do a bit where we did an

1:44.8

et movie parody where we got nico really expensive prosthetic makeup that made his forehead giant

1:50.2

yeah and he was going to be et but he just kind of is et right now nico do you you think you've

1:55.7

ever had any you know encounters with the extraterrestrials no talk into that microphone dico into the mic i know it's we're in transition right now that jesse's left us to vegas yeah so this is what we got for a week this is what we got for a week it's also weird seeing my face right in front of myself and i have to look right past you guys yeah i'd be struggling and it's kind of creepy looking at myself because I do look, I do look weird.

2:18.3

Yeah, well, you look like E.T. You look like an extra tricer.

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