I'm Johnny Smith.

I'm Richard Porter.

And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

I want to talk about Gregorian piss chanting.

Okay.

The other week, I was in Belgium, as you know, because I recorded the very podcast from off of Brussels.

Yes.

There was a restaurant toilet that I visited and I went in and it had Gregorian chanting in there.

Oh.

And I thought, this is interesting.

I've never had that on the overhead speakers, you know, the surround sound system.

It was quite relaxing to butt up against the urinal with Gregorian chanting.

But anyway, I looked to my right, and at the end of the corridor like lav there was a painting

which i i did do a very small video short video for for our instagram followers i had to do it

quickly before someone walked oh yes um there's a there's a painting of a a monk who was out in the garden must have been gardening whilst drinking his trappist speck beer.

Yeah.

And then went, oh, I think I need the toilet.

And instead of going indoors to finding the monk toilets in the monastery, he thought, I'll

just have a hedge piss, which is fine.

I mean, maybe that's one of the joys of being a monk.

So he, this, this, this, this painting depicts him having a hedgeway, looking back to the,

the audience with a kind of,

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