This is our guest, Bert.

Why are you building?

Because fucking, I always film when Burke comes.

What are you like?

Yeah, it's like the intro to the pod and kind of usually just fucking.

What?

Again?

Dude, again?

What's your fuck? That's what you get for being a piece of shit producer. Look at it. I already did. Look at it again. Look at it one more time. He's coming at you. He's coming out you. You put your pants back. That's right. A lot to talk about. Are you rolling? I believe we are. All right. Is the podcast out yet?

No, it isn't. Unfortunately, Nico, it has been stressing me out.

But we're working through it. We are old friends after all. Right, Nico? We're old friends.

I'm wearing these glasses because I'm stressed out. But you know what made it all better?

What Bert did to Nico right before this podcast. Yeah, it was, I think it was their first time meeting. Yes, it was their first time meeting. He is a six foot two black man, very chiseled, big, big black man. Autistic black man. Very autistic. Very dark. He's West African, yes? I would say he's a very dark shade. He's those those the dark of the berry the better you know i like it the darker the berry is my taste so anyway is that an expression

the darker the berry the sweet of the fruit i believe that's yeah um yeah well grapes they're

pretty pale grapes they're not berries but you know there are pale grapes that are delicious. The champagne grapes are really good. Yeah, dude, I like a good blackberry. It's quite good. Okay. Yeah, I do too. I love a blackberry. Yeah, black is night. Nico, what kind of black, dark fruit do you like? Um, I like raspberries. That's not a, see, dude. That's a racist thing. Yeah. That's straight racist. You like Indians, dude? You're like going out to the res and taking advantage of drunk teenage girls? I thought raspberries were like the black ones. You know, you're like the red ones. They're red. You know what? I will allow Bert to assault you gently right now one time. Go ahead, Bert bert he deserves it after the way he's been

treating you as it is so there we go good just fucking lay a kiss on him lay a kiss on him bert

yes oh shit dude nico you just kissed him oh nico stop you, wait, he hasn't felt the warmth of a woman for so long.

He might have.

Fuck it, dude.

He's going gay. And we got to play that clip at the beginning of the pod where Bert comes in and pulls his wee-wee-out. Yeah, Bert- Kiss right there, though. I didn't pull that. I know, yeah. Wow. I didn't open my mouth, but

See, dude, people think we're far right.

Look at this.

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