Nicknames, Sex Education & DIY

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

What an enticing episode title!? Michael begins this week with a tale from the night before, where he was seated under a powerful air-conditioning unit and then got into a taxi with a man who was apparently oblivious to him. Plus, the family nickname list (it's a long one), how to educate your teens about sex and whether or not DIY is popular at Whitehall HQ. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

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0:00.0	If I had to picture a moment of calmfulness, it would have to be at the beach.
0:05.0	On the edge of the sand, with the waves at my toes, what's yours?
0:10.2	Calm's Herbal Remedies.
0:12.2	Calm's days, a traditional herbal medicine used for stress, exclusively based on traditional use only, contains Valerian Root. Always read the label.
0:22.1	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:34.7	Welcome to Whitehall Towers. DELs, you're back. Great. We're back. They're back. We've had one or two
0:43.2	technical issues this morning due to a cabling situation. Our producer is perched precariously on a chair.
0:52.0	So we're going to have to whip through it this morning. Otherwise, he's going to be in serious trouble.
0:55.3	He's going to have back issues.
0:56.8	And we have Mr. Whitel with a cough.
1:00.9	Do we not?
1:01.5	I do.
1:02.0	I have a slight cough.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:04.0	Which is quite annoying.
1:05.7	So in today's episode, which is a banger, let me tell you, we have nicknames.
1:10.9	You said, oh, I'm sorry about that, Mike. I see, yeah, I am not a Mike. I'm Michael. My name is Michael. I was born Michael. I am still Michael.
1:22.6	Sex education. As much as possible, keep it in your pants.
1:28.1	And of course, it goes so well with sex education, DIY.
1:32.6	And then you put a raw plug in.
1:34.6	Rawler.
1:35.3	Oh, is it Rawler?
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